'Ewwww': Creepy Covered California 'touched more than 21 million Americans' today

Very bad touch. Here’s what California’s Obamacare exchange was up to today:

"We've already touched more than 21 million Americans this morning – including tweets from @adamlevine, @TatyanaAli & @Pitbull." #GetCovered

— Covered California (@CoveredCA) December 12, 2013

And that was just this morning. Imagine what they’ve been up to for the last two months … or what their future plans are. Shudder.

It’s impossible to read @CoveredCA’s tweet and not be thoroughly creeped out.

https://twitter.com/conservbtfly/status/411207175789625344

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/411206410618548224

@CoveredCA @adamlevine @TatyanaAli @pitbull QUIT TOUCHING ME! NO MEANS NO!!!

— Wingo is a Jedi name ?? (@mikepinkshoes) December 12, 2013

@CoveredCA With all that touching, no Bob Filner?

— Razor (@hale_razor) December 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/cdrusnret/status/411206470621872128

https://twitter.com/LilacSundayBlog/status/411206748708409345

Did Covered California learn nothing from “School of Rock”?

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