Oh no. He wouldn’t. He couldn’t.
He did:
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/410859251603886080
Wut.
However you feel about Rep. Paul Ryan’s budget deal with Sen. Patty Murray, you don’t have to take it there. Unless, perhaps, you’re Matt Yglesias.
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/410860430157176833
Evidently it’s prudish to be repulsed at a perv’s musings on teen sex and congressmen.
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/410864885505867776
Yep. Decent prudes lined up to deliver the smackdown:
https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/410862248723116032
Juice boxer @mattyglesias gets paid to write and here is how he tweets out his articles–> https://t.co/glPt9IOj5D #pathetic
— cosmoscon (@gdthomp01) December 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/410864813934276609
https://twitter.com/ElissaRoberson/status/410864713346469889
It's likely @mattyglesias will finally find all those women bloggers he's been looking for all these years …
— Roxanne Cooper (@AlterRox) December 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/BigRMV/status/410866017183625217
Disgusting. Whenever you click on a Slate link you support sickos like this https://t.co/Iv2QNCPgxz
— Matt Zimmerman (@MeMattZ) December 11, 2013
@mattyglesias what is wrong with you?
— Bryan Preston (@texasbryanp) December 11, 2013
What’s wrong with him? How much time have you got?
https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/410860415778684928
Stay classy RT @mattyglesias: Here’s how Paul Ryan is like a girl doing oral and anal to keep her promise ring: http://t.co/PxJXGGiJ6G
— Marc T Grove (@MarcTGroveSr) December 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/amylutz4/status/410865686563401728
https://twitter.com/Tyler_McNally/status/410860405855387648
Join the club.
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/410863807716544512
And on that note:
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/410864913326686208
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Update:
Much funnier than Yglesias's headline is watching him half-apologize to hilarious progressives.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) December 11, 2013
Douchesplaining:
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/410872784844492800
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/410872939857600512
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/410873790319828992
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/410873945274220546
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/410877155548364801
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/410879047552749568
Annnd the money tweet:
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/410879781811789824
Oof. Palm all the faces.
I can't even. RT @SonnyBunch: #NotAParody https://t.co/JZ4LbyZb11
— Brittany (@bccover) December 11, 2013
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/410880272763076608
Parting thought:
All I want for Christmas is protection from @mattyglesias' browser history.
— The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) December 11, 2013
Amen to that.
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