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Toronto mayor confesses to smoking crack, probably in one of many 'drunken stupors'

Hey, maybe José Canseco has a shot at the Toronto mayorship after all.

This past May, following reports that Toronto mayor Rob Ford had been caught on video smoking crack cocaine, Ford denied having done the drug. But it seems he’s changed his tune:

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https://twitter.com/danbodirsky/status/397777643606519810

Let’s go to the horse’s mouth:

Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no, do I, am I am addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago. I answered your question. You ask the question properly, I’ll answer it. Yes, I’ve made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on.

“One of my drunken stupors”? That takes cojones:

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It’s somewhat refreshing that Ford’s not taking the “bitch set me up” route. At least the “drunken stupors” line suggests that he’s ultimately responsible for his being an idiot.

Inquiring minds wanna know. But even more than that, they wanna mock:

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https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/396101746919235584

Ouch!

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