We didn’t know it was possible not to know that, but here comes West Virginia Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin to show us just how wrong we were:
It's clear now that the President has declared war on coal. http://t.co/xoiC13H27K
— Senator Joe Manchin (@Sen_JoeManchin) June 25, 2013
Gee, Joe. Ya think?
https://twitter.com/JetPat64/status/349634503708377088
That #Sen_joemanchin acting all surprised that BHO has declared War on Coal is laughable Joe's political chickens coming home 2 Coal Country
— Mimi Schmimi (@marezipenn) June 25, 2013
@Sen_JoeManchin you & your party knew this! Don't play ostrich with the facts!He is going to destroy the USA and do nothing #congress helped
— GEORGIA DEPLORABLE (@Schnowzerz) June 25, 2013
You supported him KNOWING he wanted that war. MT @sen_joemanchin: It's clear now that the President has declared war on coal.
— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) June 25, 2013
Guess the good senator doesn’t remember that.
Indeed! RT @ConservaDeb @Sen_JoeManchin Maybe some people need to be more in tune with constituents and Twitter
— Debra Lynn (@ConservaDeb) June 25, 2013
What a novel idea.
https://twitter.com/cats_pause/status/349638015930474497
Facepalm powers, activate!
https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy/status/349629512016863234
https://twitter.com/jtinfo/status/349635278081769472
@Sen_JoeManchin If that comes as a surprise, you are unfit to be elected dog catcher, let alone U.S. Senator!
— Shawn Mullins (@Shawn_Mullins) June 25, 2013
@Sen_JoeManchin Well Duhhh! Where have you been sir?
— Mike Morton (@mikeofrome) June 25, 2013
No s••t. Welcome to the real world. Rt @Sen_JoeManchin: It's clear now that the President has declared war on coal. http://t.co/rOp5lYHwnb
— BoiseFreedom (@BoiseFreedom) June 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/349624896982220800
Shorter @Sen_JoeManchin: "What? Obama's anti-coal? WHO KNEW?" Shorter everyone: "We all did, moron."
— RBe (@RBPundit) June 25, 2013
In addition to causing an epidemic of bruised foreheads, Manchin’s shocking discovery also generated comedy gold:
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/349631803423854593
@RBPundit @Sen_JoeManchin Nor does "Chicken of the Sea" come from ocean-dwelling chickens. #tcot
— MK Boyce (@MBoyce78) June 25, 2013
RT @Sen_JoeManchin I hear Titanic is good? I want to catch it while it's still in theatres.
— Marcus (@MarcusHUSA) June 25, 2013
.@Sen_JoeManchin
Those of us paying attention in 2008 already knew that. Where have you been?— aThirdOfDuane (@aThirdOfDuane) June 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/349632467856142338
https://twitter.com/hale_razor/status/349634187755659264
@Sen_JoeManchin shocked to discover asphalt cannot be cured by Preparation H.
— Texas Dawg (@GermanShepher10) June 25, 2013
@RBPundit I think you need #joemanchindiscoveries hashtag @Sen_JoeManchin
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) June 25, 2013
Ask, and you shall receive:
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/349633961997254656
Heroin junkies really don't make the best dog-sitters. #joemanchindiscoveries
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) June 25, 2013
#joemanchindiscoveries I think them fellers in the White House are lying!
— Mike Dawson (@MikeDawson44) June 25, 2013
#joemanchindiscoveries "Whoa, the Pope is Catholic!!"
— Hemohctane (@hemohctane) June 25, 2013
#joemanchindiscoveries Cotton candy is not truly made of cotton.
— Tabitha Beaman (@tabithabeaman) June 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/349634273537564672
#joemanchindiscoveries http://t.co/bN4GEMe8zE
— Maxwell (@maxplaining) June 25, 2013
Superman is Clark Kent #joemanchindiscoveries
— ? Buzz Go Life ? (@picklejars) June 25, 2013
#joemanchindiscoveries : Birthdays Fall on the Day you were Born.
— Becky C. (@SwedenG) June 25, 2013
Wait, wait, wait…Darth Vader is Luke's fath…I'll be a son of a bitch. #joemanchindiscoveries
— HouseRepEEE (@EEElverhoy) June 25, 2013
#joemanchindiscoveries Oh, so that's the difference between my ass and a hole in the ground.
— Ian Hanchett (@IanHanchett) June 25, 2013
Ouch.
A completely workable unified field theory. #joemanchindiscoveries HAHAHAHAHA, just kidding. He's still a dumbass.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) June 25, 2013
Oh well.
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