'Haiku me': Ashley Judd asks for poetry, snarky Twitterers give it to her

She may not be cut out for a U.S. Senate career, but as a muse for poets seeking to stretch their snark muscles? She’s perfect.

This afternoon, Judd asked tweeters to haiku her — and haiku her, they did:

.@AshleyJudd
Out of work actress /
I could be a senator! /
Winter in Scotland.#byeku
cc @GaltsGirl

— Razor (@hale_razor) May 31, 2013

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/340559659301732352

https://twitter.com/curiouser_georg/status/340562330754633729

Self-absorbed much, Ash? / Mining is like rape? Really? / Stick to movies, please. RT @AshleyJudd Haiku me.

— RBe (@RBPundit) May 31, 2013

Possible Senate / Candidate in Kentucky / J K L O L. RT @AshleyJudd: Haiku me.

— Mike (@ThePantau) May 31, 2013

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/340560257564684290

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/340560412581978113

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We love art. Don’t you?