Renaissance man José Canseco writes 'poem' about 'b*tch t*ts'

We always suspected he had a sensitive side, but wow. Move over, Shakespeare!

Alex has bitch tits

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 1, 2013

Some golfers have bitch tits

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 1, 2013

Roger Goodell is a bitch tit

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 1, 2013

end of poem

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 1, 2013

The end? But it felt like he was just getting warmed up!

Bitch Tit Song lyrics available get my agent [email protected]

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 1, 2013

Excellent.