Bottoms up! Twitterers plan to drink away their fiscal cliff woes

As Americans prepare to plunge head-first over the fiscal cliff, some folks are hoping to soften the inevitable blow by drinking themselves into a stupor:

Looks like we are headed off the Fiscal Cliff. My advice, start drinking heavily…Happy New Year, all…!

— Polaner Selections (@dpolaner) December 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/nireabucs/status/284794676534460416

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https://twitter.com/k_licul/status/285835654082985984

The fiscal cliff is why I drink.

— don't hug the fucking cops (@DrinkyMcGee) December 31, 2012

Tonight we drink to the fiscal cliff. Here's to congress letting us fall off the end.

— Amye Lynn (@MaybeAmye) December 31, 2012

The best way to keep up with the Fiscal Cliff negotiations? Start drinking. Right now.

— Doug Mataconis (@dmataconis) December 31, 2012

They say if you drink a lot before falling off a cliff it won't hurt as much so "salute~ to all the world #fiscalcliff

— Jon Tucci (@jon_tucci) December 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/TheFalconGod77/status/285738688774803457

Thats ok…i’ll be 2 drunk to care RT @88NASCARNurse: Just think, this time tomorrow night we'll be preparing to go over the fiscal cliff! #FB

— Her Royal Highness (@Future_FloNight) December 31, 2012

Let's all get drunk and write nasty letters to congress. It seems like it would do as much good as writing them sober. #dumb #fiscalcliff

— Drew Franks (@AndrewMFranks) December 30, 2012

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I don't know about everyone else, but tonight I'm drinking for the fiscal cliff.

— Julianna (@j_liannaflores) December 31, 2012

We be going off the cliff tonight. Drink up #fiscalcliff

— Kristen (@bitch_dracarys) December 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/StoidiEraElpoep/status/285837523035496450

Hey, if we’re gonna go off the cliff, we might as well enjoy ourselves.