We havenât checked in on Taylor Lorenz in a while. If youâll recall, she recently made the move from getting paid by the New York Times to watch TikTok and troll and harass people on social media who she doesnât like to getting paid by the Washington Post to watch TikTok and troll and harass people on social media who she doesnât like. Nice work if you can get it.
Anyway, it seems that despite moving to the Washington Post, Taylor still hasnât managed to shake her critics. Believe it or not, there are still people out there who donât understand how someone as hip and desirable as her could possibly be single and satisfied and successful.
Crazy, right? But here we are:
Ppl do not know what to do with a woman in her mid 30s whose persona isnât being married with kids. Is she young? Is she âalmost 40â the min she hits 35? What if she wears bright colors, then sheâs âtrying to seem younger than she is.â Wild to watch menâs brains break over this
â Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) March 9, 2022
Taylor Lorenz has broken too many menâs brains to count. Weâve all been there, havenât we, ladies?
If they subconsciously find u hot then find out ur age it breaks their brain even further. A an attractive woman?? Engaging with the outside world and pop culture? But sheâs in her 30s? Canât be. They think life for women ends at 30, at which point their wither into old hags
â Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) March 9, 2022
Sing it, sister.
The Onion always did it best https://t.co/nM6KcJar2E
â Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) March 9, 2022
Oh, donât be modest, Taylor. The Onion couldnât hold a candle to you when it comes to parody.
I am here for this meltdown pic.twitter.com/YlPU90karZ
â Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) March 10, 2022
Weâre all her for it. Every last one of us.
I promise you, none of us are even remotely thinking about this https://t.co/mVmVE4MzmI
â Zile (@Alpha_Theta_Cry) March 9, 2022
But ⊠but Taylor Lorenz wouldnât just say something ridiculously and insanely stupid with absolutely no evidence to back it up. Would she?
This womanâs entire persona seems to revolve around creating fake situations and then being sanctimoniously upset about them
Pro tip: Get out and talk to people outside coastal cities once in a while https://t.co/EP7XRFyU4e
â Rick Bomstein (@BomsteinRick) March 9, 2022
Wapo feminist cope:
"I literally MELT mens minds" https://t.co/Kk1srgwarb
â đș DISSIDENT SCIENTIST đș (@dingobeefbeef) March 10, 2022
Thereâs something very familiar about Taylorâs defense, but we canât quite put our finger on it. Can anyone help?
The AOC defense. People criticize me because they want to sleep with me. pic.twitter.com/w4jTsxvahd
â Chief Impact Officer BT (@back_ttys) March 9, 2022
Ah! Yes! There it is. The AOC Defense. No honest person actually buys it, but it sure is fun to bust it out.
This woman is so insecure and her going after teens gives her some sort of comfort. It's sad and she should not have the national platform that she does.
â LB (@beyondreasdoubt) March 9, 2022
That stuff with Kellyanne Conway's daughter was so irresponsible and unprofessional. That sort of thing should get you shitcanned, but now we have two of the biggest media outlets in the country basically fighting over her.
â Chief Impact Officer BT (@back_ttys) March 9, 2022
Which, of course, speaks volumes about those media companies.
â LB (@beyondreasdoubt) March 9, 2022
Oh, most definitely. Taylor was right at home at the New York Times, and sheâs a perfect fit for the Washington Post.
She may even be the perfect fit for some lucky guy out there:
âŠ..donât know what to do with them?
This demo is like the lowest hanging fruit on dating apps for douchebag guys in their late 20s. Ask me how I know! https://t.co/wmXnnJv4EC
â Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) March 9, 2022
Heh.
