Jack Dorsey is reportedly stepping down as Twitter CEO, and the market rejoices; UPDATE: It’s official

Welp.

Whoa!

— Diana Roby (@RobyDianaroby02) November 29, 2021

Hmmmm why? https://t.co/UY4acRIxgk

— Caleb Jackson (@calebjackson24) November 29, 2021

Didn't have this on my bingo card for today. https://t.co/PC9RDArrgB

— Brittany (@bccover) November 29, 2021

Can’t say we did, either.

he’s finally had enough of our shenanigans https://t.co/8BDp9s3BNf

— mason english (@nationofmason) November 29, 2021

Lucky. I wish I could step down from Twitter. https://t.co/803QzZuCR4

— Stage Banter Guy Fieri (@TweeterReprise) November 29, 2021

Heh.

Cool https://t.co/WRit4yRKPc

— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) November 29, 2021

Long overdue https://t.co/4jfdRRIbq8

— Amusedwolverine #GAFAM (@Amused_wolve24) November 29, 2021

pic.twitter.com/t2zfxzWIsS

— Kyle Addison (@KyleAdd37575148) November 29, 2021

Not true. Some people out there care very, very much.

Like, a lot:

Twitter shares surge 11% in pre-market trading after sources tell CNBC that @Jack Dorsey is expected to step down as CEO of the company https://t.co/Su2rksNXxj pic.twitter.com/vHwYAg2kdR

— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) November 29, 2021

Dang!

🚀 pic.twitter.com/SB5MbsnyjV

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) November 29, 2021

Not the worst way to start a Monday.

Imagine announcing you're leaving and everyone rejoices. https://t.co/IBXiHjEC4m

— Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) November 29, 2021

That’s got to be a strange feeling.

I’m calling tomorrow’s NY Post headline: Jack off the board

— Pizzarina Sbarro (@ThePizzarina) November 29, 2021

So long, Jack.

Dude never gave us that edit button https://t.co/hcsUByTa2s

— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 29, 2021

He never did.

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Update:

Looks like those “sources” were correct:

not sure anyone has heard but,

I resigned from Twitter pic.twitter.com/G5tUkSSxkl

— jack⚡️ (@jack) November 29, 2021