The end of an era is upon us. At least according to “sources.”

That’s right, folks. Jack Dorsey is reportedly stepping down as CEO of Twitter:

Welp.

Can’t say we did, either.

Heh.

Not true. Some people out there care very, very much.

Like, a lot:

Dang!

Not the worst way to start a Monday.

That’s got to be a strange feeling.

So long, Jack.

He never did.

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Update:

Looks like those “sources” were correct:

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