Have you heard? The Trump administration wants to shut down the USPS just in time for the November election. They’re basically out there locking up mailboxes! That means all the people who were planning to vote by mail won’t be able to because nothing they send will get through.

More:

President Trump’s unprecedented attacks on the U.S. Postal Service amid widespread mail delays across the country are shaking voters’ faith that their ballots will be counted, prompting a rush among federal, state and local officials to protect the integrity of the Nov. 3 election.

And that brings us to this scoop from the Washington Post:

Wait a second …

Can you figure it out?

Heh.

Welp.