It’s worth reiterating that we generally don’t like to build posts around randos, because we generally don’t like to build posts around randos.

But sometimes we can’t help ourselves.

Meet Sandy Knauer, who, as far as we can tell, is a real person. According to her Twitter bio, she’s a “writer, artist, activist. Democrat, Hillary supporter.” And she’s apparently OK with being raped by certain presidential candidates:

Good news for Joe Biden … we guess?


We’re still willing to allow for the possibility that this is just an elaborate troll by a deranged performance artist, because, well, we would sincerely hope that nobody actually thinks like this. But we’ve been on Twitter — and the internet — long enough to know that there are some seriously messed-up people in this world.

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