And you thought the metal detector in the Senate press gallery was bad. Wait until you see what brave firefighters like CNN’s Manu Raju are up against today:

Oh, the humanity!

We had no idea things had gotten this bad.

Do we detect a hint of sarcasm? You bet we do.

You’re really working hard to live up to that “Liberal Hack” label, eh, Manu?

Parting food for thought: