Kamala Harris is going to be the bravest president America has ever seen. Only she is willing to take on our greatest enemies:

Got that?

That’s what she’s gonna do, y’all.

Damn right, she can suck it.

We’re so old, we remember when that sort of thing was frowned upon:

But we’re sure President Kamala Harris will be a benevolent dictator.

Regard Kamala Harris warily for many reasons … but her love of authoritarianism is definitely a big one.