Uh-oh … CNN media firefighters are celebrating their chief! Hope you’ve got plenty of lotion:

Marfmarfmarf. Oh, Chris Cuomo … you cut-up, you! More:

Yeah, it takes a lot of balls to dedicate your network to promoting Donald Trump and then pretend you didn’t.

You think that’s embarrassing? Wait’ll you see this totally embarrassing faux-pas from Jeff Zucker himself:

Some groans, eh?

Where are the torches and pitchforks?

Real News™ would’ve put the kibosh on it.

Welp.

Sorry, Brian’s too busy just drinking in Zucker’s awesomeness:

Isn’t that special.