Bill Kristol has apparently decided to take a vacation from mocking men with cancer, because he’s now regaling us with tales of his encounters with woke gate agents:
Just now boarding at Reagan:
Gate agent laughing: “Does Trump love you yet?”
Me: “I doubt it.”
He, turning serious: “The Democrats need to impeach him. He’s dangerous.”
Me: “Are you a Democrat?”
Him: “I’m a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president.”
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) April 23, 2019
Isn’t that special?
Very likely story.
— Sarah Clapp (@SarahClapp) April 23, 2019
— Sean Bannion (@SeanBannion) April 23, 2019
— Auntie Sam (@auntiesam_usa) April 23, 2019
— “Dr.” Murray Fullerton 😇🙏👹 (@MurrayFullerton) April 23, 2019
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) April 23, 2019
Yeah this story is definitely real. Thanks for this very real story of a non-fiction interaction.
— Severed Legs (@SeveredLegs) April 23, 2019
my three year old nephew just said the same thing
— Badger Dave (@badger_dave_) April 23, 2019
— DeuceFive (@DeuceFive25) April 23, 2019
NARRATOR: This encounter never happened. https://t.co/M81gu2LRrS
— RBe (@RBPundit) April 23, 2019
I'll take things that didn't happen for 400 Alex.
— TheeAmishMasterJedi (@MrAmishMan) April 23, 2019
— Dan Kennedy (@danok_1) April 23, 2019
Are you sure this didn't happen in a hipster coffee shop?
— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) April 23, 2019
Sounds like the convos I have at hipster coffee shops.
— 🦅Mark Hartig🇺🇸 (@markhartig) April 23, 2019
Jacob Wohl’s definitely kicking himself for not thinking of the “gate agent” story first.
‘And then I flapped my arms and FLEW TO THE MOON’ https://t.co/WmTTLRco0j
— Lourae🐾 (@Flaaaaalala) April 23, 2019
It’s actually not that difficult to make a conservative case against Donald Trump without resorting to propping up Democrats. But Bill Kristol kissed conservatism goodbye a long time ago. So propping up Democrats, it is. Even if he’s got to invent people to do it for him.