This definitely happened: Bill Kristol shares this 'very real story of a non-fiction interaction' with a woke gate agent

Bill Kristol has apparently decided to take a vacation from mocking men with cancer, because he’s now regaling us with tales of his encounters with woke gate agents:

Just now boarding at Reagan:
Gate agent laughing: “Does Trump love you yet?”
Me: “I doubt it.”
He, turning serious: “The Democrats need to impeach him. He’s dangerous.”
Me: “Are you a Democrat?”
Him: “I’m a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president.”

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) April 23, 2019

Isn’t that special?

Very likely story.

— Sarah Clapp (@SarahClapp) April 23, 2019

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— Sean Bannion (@SeanBannion) April 23, 2019

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— Auntie Sam (@auntiesam_usa) April 23, 2019

Riiiiiight

— “Dr.” Murray Fullerton ??? (@MurrayFullerton) April 23, 2019

LOL https://t.co/33760xY902

— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) April 23, 2019

Yeah this story is definitely real. Thanks for this very real story of a non-fiction interaction.

— Severed Legs (@SeveredLegs) April 23, 2019

my three year old nephew just said the same thing

— Badger Dave (@badger_dave_) April 23, 2019

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— DeuceFive (@DeuceFive25) April 23, 2019

NARRATOR: This encounter never happened. https://t.co/M81gu2LRrS

— RBe (@RBPundit) April 23, 2019

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400 Alex.

— TheeAmishMasterJedi (@MrAmishMan) April 23, 2019

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— Dan Kennedy (@danok_1) April 23, 2019

Are you sure this didn't happen in a hipster coffee shop?

— Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) April 23, 2019

Sounds like the convos I have at hipster coffee shops.

— ?Mark Hartig?? (@markhartig) April 23, 2019

Jacob Wohl’s definitely kicking himself for not thinking of the “gate agent” story first.

‘And then I flapped my arms and FLEW TO THE MOON’ https://t.co/WmTTLRco0j

— Lourae? (@Flaaaaalala) April 23, 2019

It’s actually not that difficult to make a conservative case against Donald Trump without resorting to propping up Democrats. But Bill Kristol kissed conservatism goodbye a long time ago. So propping up Democrats, it is. Even if he’s got to invent people to do it for him.