Bill Kristol has apparently decided to take a vacation from mocking men with cancer, because he’s now regaling us with tales of his encounters with woke gate agents:

Isn’t that special?

Jacob Wohl’s definitely kicking himself for not thinking of the “gate agent” story first.

It’s actually not that difficult to make a conservative case against Donald Trump without resorting to propping up Democrats. But Bill Kristol kissed conservatism goodbye a long time ago. So propping up Democrats, it is. Even if he’s got to invent people to do it for him.