Have you gotten the memo? Melania Trump has unveiled this year’s White House Christmas decorations:

And you’re supposed to be freaking out about them:

Think the ornaments are bad? Check out the Blood Trees:


Literally, you guys.

Are the trees a little weird? Yeah. Are they as bad as feminist author Molly Jong-Fast makes them out to be? Well, judge for yourselves:

At least she’s being rational about it.

You know, nothing says “I’m an unhinged lunatic” like trying to tie effing Christmas trees to the media’s deceptive version of the border crisis.