'NOTHING MATTERS': Kobe Bryant just proved that Hollywood's #MeToo moralizing 'is BULLSH*T'

It’s weird enough that Kobe Bryant just won an Oscar. No, really:

And the Oscar goes to… pic.twitter.com/NP3GaNcvDh

— The Academy (@TheAcademy) March 5, 2018

Congratulations @kobebryant!! More hardware for the Mamba. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/3RY30WUYA6

— Los Angeles Lakers (@Lakers) March 5, 2018

What a time to be alive.

Wait. Kobe got nominated for an Oscar?

— John Alvarado (@johncalvarado) March 5, 2018

Kobe Bryant won an Oscar

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) March 5, 2018

lolol kobe bryant has an oscar now

— Laura (@laurakbarr) March 5, 2018

Kobe Bryant has an Oscar wtf is this timeline?

— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) March 5, 2018

Just to confirm: Yes, this is real life.

Well, that was awkward.

— Melissa Mackenzie ? (@MelissaTweets) March 5, 2018

Especially when you consider this:

THE GUY WHO GOT ALL RAPEY AND JUNK JUST WON AN OSCAR AT THE #METOO EVENT.

— Becky Kevoian (@BobsFunGirl) March 5, 2018

In case there was any doubt that Hollywood isn’t completely full of sh*t.

LOL. Kobe Bryant got an Oscar but Ryan Seacrest got dragged for #MeToo

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) March 5, 2018

https://twitter.com/MattCover/status/970489184367489025

Kobe Bryant gets his Oscar! wow.#MeToo

— Christian Toto (@HollywoodInToto) March 5, 2018

So Harvey Weinstein gets kicked out of Hollywood and Kobe Bryant gets two jerseys retired and wins an Oscar in the same #metoo year. Simply amazing.

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) March 5, 2018

Kobe Bryant wins an Oscar at the #metoo #timesup Oscars because hahahahahhahahaha women

— Siobhan Morris (@siomo) March 5, 2018

Hollywood – "Women are important!"

Also Hollywood – "Here's Kobe Bryant, who sexually assaulted a woman!"

— Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) March 5, 2018

https://twitter.com/redroomrantings/status/970488958919630848

Nothing Matters.#MeToo #Kobe

— Becky Kevoian (@BobsFunGirl) March 5, 2018

How will the Oscars top this one?

Next year…: O.J. SIMPSON. pic.twitter.com/vLMXyiOtbn

— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) March 5, 2018