It’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind. And, well, that’s apparently what Stormy Daniels is doing:
Stormy Daniels (going on Kimmel tonight after Trump's State of the Union) issues a new statement saying she is denying having an affair with Trump not because of a settlement but because “it never happened.”
She would also like you to follow her on Instagram.
From @a_cormier_ pic.twitter.com/J11O3WGGz3
— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) January 30, 2018
Alrighty then.
Are you kidding me? I thought Stormy Daniels, who once announced a run against David Vitter for U.S. Senate by performing a "hot candle wax show" at a strip club in Baton Rouge, was totally in a relationship with the president. Please. https://t.co/da0ZYx7NyH
— Ellen L. Carmichael (@ellencarmichael) January 30, 2018
She must also be a time traveler, since she denied this story in 20011
— Michael Keaton (@RealMikeKeaton) January 30, 2018
I like how this alleged affair occurred in "20011" as well. You know you're committed to your lack of commitment when it requires a time machine.
— Guy Faux (@Faux_Guy_) January 30, 2018
Anyway, if nothing else, this raises a pretty important question: What’s Jimmy Kimmel gonna do now?
So Jimmy Kimmel’s SOTU show should be pretty great now. https://t.co/WeqFhbLFIO
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 30, 2018
If she stands by this Kimmel will either turn investigative journalist or won't have her on the show. https://t.co/fnHzyWtTb3
— BT (@back_ttys) January 30, 2018
Guess you’d better stay tuned to find out …
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.
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Update:
The plot thickens …
Which Stormy Daniels signature is the fake? January 10 or January 30? pic.twitter.com/JEFsqZ5oSJ
— David Martosko (@dmartosko) January 30, 2018
are you saying she's faking it? https://t.co/DywDqVxS5F
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) January 30, 2018
Oh, my.