It's Official! Super SCIENTIFIC Poll Shows Biden Is the Crappiest President EVER and It Wasn't Even Close

Feb 19, 2024 1:30 PM
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It's Official! Super SCIENTIFIC Poll Shows Biden Is the Crappiest President EVER and It Wasn't Even Close
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Earlier today, Biden fanboys (and yes, they do exist ... creepy, right?) were all a-flutter because the Presidential Greatness Survey was released and Biden came in at #14 for best president OVERALL. Not even kidding. They also had Obama at 7 and Clinton at 10. 

I know you're making the same face I did when I saw this. Don't worry, as long as nobody slaps you on the back it won't stick.

Anyway ... me being me, I immediately suspected biased BS so started digging into who put this together and who they polled, and what I found was exactly what I expected. Two progressive academics polled their colleagues and a whole 154 of them determined this list. As you can likely already guess, Trump was at the very bottom of the list. 

They're so damn predictable.

Well, I decided to do my own very scientific poll on who is the worst president of all time and as you can see it is a very well-thought-out poll with some very specific choices:

Ok, so I used a dirty word but c'mon, it fits. And even though the poll has several more hours to go ODDS ARE Biden will win, making him the crappiest president of all time. And you all know I'll have far more people responding than that other survey so surely my data is more accurate than theirs.

Absolutely. People voting in my SUPER SCIENTIFIC poll on Twitter are clearly all presidential experts now.

Note, I am surprised to see Obama is actually holding his own against THREE Bidens in a four-selection poll so will be giving him an honorable mention. 

Heh.

Sorry, I'm not a Democrat so I only let people vote once.

*snort*

See what I mean?

So true.

HA HA HA HA

Man ... 

Have I mentioned lately how much I love my job? 

'Cuz, I really do. 

And you guys make it possible - THANK YOU!

News Topics BIDEN | OBAMA | PRESIDENT

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