Dear Media, Kindly shove that new COVID variant where the sun don't SHINE ... we're not buyin' it

Aug 20, 2023 11:43 AM
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Dear Media, Kindly shove that new COVID variant where the sun don't SHINE ... we're not buyin' it
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CNN and our pals in the mainstream media seem to once again be taking their cues (orders) from Democrats and are working hard to scare the bejeebus out of Americans over a NEW VARIANT OF COVID.

This one though, turns you inside out and makes you start speaking in tongues. It also turns you into a Nickelback fan.

Kidding.

But I can guess what the new fear is ... YOU MAY NOT EVEN KNOW YOU HAVE IT, BUT CAN SPREAD IT AND KILL GRANDMA!

Like you know, any old cold.

Awww yes, it must be election time.

Almost as if we've seen them pull this very same thing before. Hrm.

Whoa, so it's not your own family but another family. Wait, isn't the virus racist? Hey, that's what Ralph Northam tried to push here in Virginia - that somehow, someway, COVID was going after minorities. You guys think I'm kidding, ok, maybe you know I'm not.

If you live in Virginia, you definitely know I'm not.

The one good thing for me this time around is I know Youngkin won't fall in line with any of this crap. But I am worried for people in blue states where governors have proven they are more than happy to act like authoritarian douchebags and shut down schools, businesses, and churches, while conveniently pushing mail-in ballots. Unfortunately, this agenda worked for Democrats in 2020, so I wouldn't put it past them to try it again.

And of course, the media does exactly what they're supposed to.

But grandma! ELEVENTY! EQUITY! Something else stupid they kept yelling while simultaneously ruining people's lives.

My face, right now.

News Topics BIDEN | COVID | DEMOCRATS | MEDIA

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