Dear Media, Kindly shove that new COVID variant where the sun don't SHINE ... we're not buyin' it

CNN and our pals in the mainstream media seem to once again be taking their cues (orders) from Democrats and are working hard to scare the bejeebus out of Americans over a NEW VARIANT OF COVID.

This one though, turns you inside out and makes you start speaking in tongues. It also turns you into a Nickelback fan.