WHOA. They make emoji into the DARNEDEST things these days ...

Welp.

Look, it’s an eggplant.

No really, it is.

Sorta.

? Introducing the eggplant emoji vibrator ? https://t.co/O2mxCZ3JJq pic.twitter.com/9Vivl6BxqH

— Complex (@Complex) September 1, 2016

We denounce ourselves.

Really.

And then we’ll laugh for a bit, sorry.

? pic.twitter.com/tXvUBim6ue

— Nando¯_(ツ)_/¯Jones (@SyncereX8) September 1, 2016

Ummm yup. That’s EXACTLY the look WE made when we saw this trending in Moments on Twitter.

Twitter.

Top 3 Philadelphia-based inventions?
1) Choco Taco
2) America
3) Eggplant Emoji Vibrator (@emojibator)

— ragnarök filipino (@mikeyil) August 31, 2016

#MERICA.

Dude, Choco Tacos rule as well.

Idk what I'm more interested in on Twitter moments the $56M of cocaine found in a coke factory or there's an eggplant emoji vibrator ?

— Justin Frost (@justin__frost) September 1, 2016

Oh Twitter, you always make us laugh. And emoji, you continue to entertain … o.O

They made an eggplant emoji vibrator?? I can't with this world… ?

— Vic (@victoriademar) September 1, 2016

Hey, they have emoji pillows and things right?

Right?

Yeah, we got nothin’.