We have written about some long-a*s threads but this one may well top the list. Luckily, it’s also one of the best threads we’ve written about … maybe ever. Oilfield Rando was good enough to go through the COVID relief bill and pull out the more ridiculous parts of it …

When you’re done reading this thread you may well need a stiff drink.

Take a look:

What he said.

Reminder, Americans who will actually receive assistance (and that’s not all of us) will get a whopping $600.

Keep going.

And they wonder why we say government is too damn big.

Nearly $10 million for an office focused on budgeting is sadly ironic.

Reminder, Americans are getting $600.

FFS.

Dafuq?

Seriously.

While Americans get $600 of THEIR OWN MONEY BACK.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Because orange man bad?

Nope, wait, that doesn’t work anymore.

All the eye-rolls.

What a bunch of jackas*es.

Must be.

Yikes.

If we don’t laugh we will never stop throwing up.

Don’t ask.

Guess so.

Respect for human rights and the rule of law.

Who are these people?!

The IRS struggles with returns but you better not be late with your taxes.

FFS.

Unbelievable.

We got nothin’.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Seems fair.

Legit.

Nope. None of them have gone without in any way.

Wonder if they’ll fire more musicians.

Never forget, it’s your money they’re spending.

Cripes.

That there is more irony.

Good luck with that $600 – you can get a new Playstation 5!

See you, Nancy.

Wow.

Still there?

We TOLD you, it’s long.

Us too.

Note, he did continue BUT this editor is tapping out.

What a total and complete sh*t-show this ‘relief’ bill is.

Wow.

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