This past weekend, SNL ‘comedian’ Pete Davidson made fun of Dan Crenshaw and his missing eye that the vet happened to lose in war.
Oh, and then after he lost the eye he went BACK AND FOUGHT some more.
But haha, SNL is funny and stuff.
James Woods had a great suggestion for an ad for Dan:
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) November 6, 2018
HEY! This could work.
And we especially like how he added the #VoteRed tag.
I think his eye patch makes him look even more badass than he already is!!
— Julie Ford (@JulieFordx) November 6, 2018
Texas electing an ex navy seal with an eye patch is the most American thing I've ever heard of. I can just imagine him walking in to the chambers the first day wearing a cowboy hat and the Texas Ranger theme song playing. Damnit I wish I could vote for him!
— Spacegnome (@spacegnomez) November 6, 2018
Crenshaw and Cruz got our votes on the first day of early voting. Huge turnout and everyone was openly voting Republican.
— 10NOV1775 (@MyMcColorisRed) November 6, 2018
Proud Texan here. Will be voting Republican. I know a lot of others voting tomorrow that, I'm sorry to say, Are voting last minute because we work a lot. During early voting, no one knew where to vote. (at a different place) We all know where voting is on Election day. #MAGA????
— Jon Norton (@realJonNorton) November 6, 2018
LOL. Best reason I've heard ???
— Alison (@Pussaluss123) November 6, 2018
— Kelle Rene' (@KelleRene) November 6, 2018
Ahem … pay attention.
I used watch SNL back when it was funny or…whatever
— Erlich Bachman (@ErlichOBachman) November 6, 2018
Pete Davidson looks like Steve-o and Gollum had a baby.
— Mike Deezy (@ATGmikedoss) November 6, 2018
And we’re done here. Heh.
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