If you can’t spell Roe v. Wade maybe you shouldn’t advocate for or tweet about it.

Just sayin’.

OMG REPUBLICANS WANT TO PROTECT INNOCENT LIFE! FIRE EVERYONE! SO LIVID.

You have to wonder if these people actually think about the things they’re writing. This jagoff is upset because language in a bill declares that human fetuses are LEGAL PERSONS. Sorta defeats that whole, ‘just a clump of cells’ bullshiznit the Left has been pushing for decades … but that’s not the point of this bill.

Awww yes. Important legislation for American boaters everywhere.

Ba dum bum.

Clearly, we need more legislation around boats and water.

BUT HE’S LIVID!

Here’s what it really does, folks.

You mean a tax law that actually benefits the middle class?

Get outta here.

BUT ABORTION! ELEVENTY! PENCE!

These people are so ridiculous.

And Twitchy is grateful for it.

Heh.


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