One outlet.

Two headlines.

One Trump, one Clinton.

Gosh, if we didn’t know any better we’d think The Washington Post leans to the Left (DUH).

First we have Ivanka, who is too rich and privileged to be taken seriously, and then we have Chelsea whose money and privilege only made her edgier.

Huh. Both women grew up never wanting for anything but apparently that’s only a negative if your dad is Donald Trump.

You can’t make this stuff up, thank goodness it’s written in black and white otherwise people might not believe it.

“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

Hey now, some Nerf products are totes edgy. Like that football? MAN. Crazy amounts of edgy …

Democracy dies in darkness, blah blah blah … DID YOU SEE WHAT CHELSEA SAID?! SQUEEE!!!