We've already heard Rep. Jasmine Crockett rap as she campaigned for Michigan Lt. Governor Garlin Gilchrist. In case you missed that atrocity, here it is again.
Jasmine Crockett campaigning with Michigan Governor candidate…
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 18, 2025
I saw it so now you have to pic.twitter.com/9rBY8fagDA
On Monday, Crockett officially announced her bid for Senate, and she was introduced (we think) by an unknown rapper who had a message for all the racist bigots trying to scare Crockett from running.
We now go live to Jasmine Crockett's Senate announcement where a rapper just performed a song about her. pic.twitter.com/gcArf3U4mb
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) December 8, 2025
Holy hell…
— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) December 8, 2025
Damn, he sounds as racist as her racist dumb ass!
— BigD4USA (@BigD4UT) December 8, 2025
And how lame is a rapper that has to literally read their lyrics off a sheet of paper because they don't know them?
A rapper performing at her Senate launch is perfect. When you don't have accomplishments, you commission a theme song and hope the beat distracts people from her empty résumé 😅
— TheSilentMajority (@XS1lentMaj0rity) December 8, 2025
This is a winning campaign strategy for sure
— Master Chief (@BasedSierra117) December 9, 2025
Does he know Jasmine Crockett went to a $30K a year private high school? Lol
— Gimme3Steps (@TheSouthGAJohn) December 8, 2025
Is that real? Holy shit is she running for 9th grade class President
— NotSameOlKentucky (@ol_not) December 8, 2025
Wait. This can’t be real.
— Spitfire (@RealSpitfire) December 8, 2025
Please tell me this is a joke. I know it's real, but just tell me anyway.
— melvis 🇺🇸 (@wxmel) December 8, 2025
— CJ 🇺🇸⛳️ (@LEFTY21211) December 9, 2025
Oh hell yeah https://t.co/QkG7gszHdF
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) December 8, 2025
— gamecockisback (@gamecockscett) December 8, 2025
This will certainly appeal to moderates.
Beyond parody.
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) December 8, 2025
FLASHBACK: Jasmine Crockett: “I’m a very serious lawmaker.”
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