Anze Kopitar’s breakaway goal to win Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals was dirty. We all know this.
Some people on Twitter decided to take it upon themselves to determine how high on the scale of dirtiness it was, creating the hashtag #filthyhands in the meantime.
Disclaimer: some all of these are pretty raunchy.
Scroll down for some clean Kopitar praise.
https://twitter.com/Quebecshitshow/status/208177576349409281
Anze Kopitar's mitts are dirtier than any one line in "Fifty Shades of Grey".
— Off Season Beauty (@OffSeasonBeauty) May 31, 2012
https://twitter.com/Quebecshitshow/status/208177549459734528
That goal by Anze Kopitar was so filthy even Snooki's vagina was impressed.
— Happy Gilmore (@_Happy_Gilmore) May 31, 2012
https://twitter.com/JLew_1/status/208035197986422785
https://twitter.com/DewSauce/status/208043754228158465
@GongshowGear @AnzeKopitar Anze Kopitar's hands are dirtier than all of the jobs Mike Rowe has ever attempted…combined #filthyhands #beaut
— Nicholas Snyder (@NickySnyds) May 31, 2012
Kopitar, I think I just came #FilthyHands
— Alec Segers (@AlecSegers71) May 31, 2012
Phew. Glad we got through those. Now for the sane Kopitar love.
Anze Kopitar makes $6.8 million per season. He'll need it for child support thanks to all the people he just got pregnant with that goal.
— Steve "Dangle" Glynn (@Steve_Dangle) May 31, 2012
And that's why Anze Kopitar is a stud. Plain and simple #filthy #dirty #nasty #ridiculous
— Jordan Henry (@jhank86) May 31, 2012
Must say.. that was an absolutely dirty overtime goal by Kopitar.. what a move.
— Namish Modi (@NamishModi) May 31, 2012
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