Congratulations, Social Justice Mob. Your Baltimore rioters will go down in history as the most hygiene-conscious ever.
Hands up, pants down, swipe, and wipe!
Baltimore Police van burns as looter,s protesting death of Freddie Gray, steal toilet paper from a pharmacy. pic.twitter.com/q5awVmk9x8
— Eric Clay (@EricSClay) April 27, 2015
— VentressUnhinged (@SirKittyWideBtm) April 28, 2015
What's amazing about these images of looted stores in Baltimore is how many chose to grab toilet paper. pic.twitter.com/mHuiIPV4Rf
— Emma Green (@emmaogreen) April 28, 2015
How did none of these Baltimore looters think to bring a shopping bag? You can carry like 3 cans of Pringles max
— Sean Neuenfeldt (@SNeuenfeldt) April 28, 2015
The pathos. It burns. Literally.