'Napkin, poncho, rug?' Top 10 guesses on what Kim Kardashian was wearing at VMAs [photos]

not too much love out there for kim kardashian's #VMA2014 "navajo blanket" look. she's wearing balmain resort 2015 pic.twitter.com/1CPb6jD4UY

— Patty Huntington (@pattyhuntington) August 25, 2014

what the hell is @KimKardashian wearing at the @MTV #VMAs?!?!?!?!?!?!? pic.twitter.com/tgo8In2CO4

— ⱢỊØ ⱢỊϾỊØṲϨ (@liolicious) August 25, 2014

C’mon. You know you wanna play. Name that…thing barely hanging off of Kim Kardashian at the MTV VMA awards show tonight.

https://twitter.com/DanLedyard/status/503727750180773888

https://twitter.com/HLeigh_/status/503726804759097344

Kim Kardashian was practically wearing a Mexican poncho…

— Tim™ (@TimMiranda) August 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/AJ_Ashman/status/503726110560243712

https://twitter.com/fyeahsofy/status/503727307089932288

https://twitter.com/SoloExMachina/status/503717949879091200

Kim Kardashian West is wearing an Ikea rug. #MTVVMAs2014

— Ian Lynch (@iamianlynch) August 25, 2014

Why is @KimKardashian wearing an Aztec rug ?

— ky. (@kyoungennn) August 25, 2014

Our faves:

Kim Kardashian is wearing the napkin I used at Outback Steakhouse last night.

— JUSTICE FOR GEORGE FLOYD. #SAYHISNAME (@thenamesnotray) August 25, 2014

Kim Kardashian had on the dish towel you used to take hot food out the oven

— Amil Barnes (@amilbarnes_) August 25, 2014

Kim Kardashian at the vma's lookin like kuzco from the emporers new groove wearing an ancient Navajo blanket ?? pic.twitter.com/6piin9wksq

— Backshot B. (@eighthunna) August 25, 2014

Wonders — and cleavage — never cease.

These people get invited to fashion shows. By respected designers. In fancy cities… pic.twitter.com/ASHLmQsLfU

— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) August 25, 2014

Still trying to understand this fashion statement. #vmas pic.twitter.com/SwkS5EvXWR

— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) August 25, 2014