Hapless 'mujahid 4 life' earns hashtag fail of the day award

Oh, dear.

A zealous “mujahid 4 life” took to Twitter to goad his fellow Islamic warriors to get #We_Are_All_Islamic_State trending.

The encouraging news: He earned less than a dozen retweets.

Here’s a fellow traveler with some mad Islamo-photoshop skillz:

https://twitter.com/kashmir4ever/status/500577537869635585

And an Islamo-cartographer weighed in:

https://twitter.com/y_dohak/status/500574842257555456

But one online jihadi out-jihadi-ed the hashtag warriors with this retort:

https://twitter.com/AbuomarMaghribi/status/500574297040367616

And another observer suggested a better use for the ineffectual mujahid’s time:

https://twitter.com/fcastella992/status/500609531823419393

Looks like worldwide hashtag trends are safe from the Islamic caliphate for now.