International headline of the year involves giant marble vagina; photos even better

misstripleem | 10:57 AM on June 23, 2014

https://twitter.com/tim_chr/status/480873103245840384

"student saved from giant vagina" t his is the best headline eve r jesus pic.twitter.com/criFiOup0u

— christina (@aquiIera) June 23, 2014

No comment necessary. Snickers, however, are mandatory.

Best headline ever:

‘US exchange student pulled from Tubingen University marble vagina’http://t.co/PyK8LLfLgZ pic.twitter.com/BLtKzqw7te

— Ben Johnston (@BenJohnston_) June 23, 2014

An American student got stuck in a vagina sculpture in Gemany: http://t.co/RTDSmtsS2t (Photo: Kamahele) pic.twitter.com/A9q5kkLWp9

— TIME NewsFeed (@TIMENewsFeed) June 23, 2014

An American student was rescued after getting stuck inside a giant stone vagina http://t.co/UPq1gDCjwj pic.twitter.com/xMaOtxIqRn

— New York Post (@nypost) June 23, 2014

You know it's going to be a good day when the first headline you read says, "US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany."

— Charles Martin (@cemartin88) June 23, 2014

The only thing missing? Giant grumpy uterus puppet!