How skimpy was Gwyneth Paltrow's dress at the Met Ball gala?

Reaaaaally, reaalllly skimpy.

https://twitter.com/#!/giaface/status/199652613862588417

https://twitter.com/#!/augustusloi/status/199717525850832896

https://twitter.com/#!/Baroness_Shanaz/status/199654105399042053

https://twitter.com/#!/lcmLIFESTYLE/status/199702088316489731

https://twitter.com/#!/CalliopeBlabs/status/199672853023563778

https://twitter.com/#!/PKMdluli/status/199713800897835008

Who wants to be a mother of two known for her side boob? Apparently, Gwyneth does:

https://twitter.com/#!/rachel_arthur/status/199683532782710785

https://twitter.com/#!/MamamiaStyle/status/199722047767715840

https://twitter.com/#!/maryalicehaney/status/199712008759816193

https://twitter.com/#!/angelwhip/status/199659127654457345

Can Hollywood put an end to the War on Fabric? Please?

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Update: Oh, dear. Look at what Beyonce wore (or rather, didn’t wear)!