HMMM: Why did Hillary Clinton camp CANCEL scheduled election night fireworks show? Is THIS why?

I know it's probably stupid, but I'm weirdly intrigued by Hillary camp's reported decision to cancel their fireworks show tomorrow night.

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) November 7, 2016

We get it. It’s not just you. It’s curious, isn’t it? And a nice diversion! You see, Hillary Clinton’s campaign has reportedly cancelled its scheduled fireworks show tomorrow night:

Reports: Hillary Clinton's Campaign Cancels Election-Night Fireworks Show – Breitbart https://t.co/c8eUIIufq0

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) November 7, 2016

Rut-roh?

Maybe they've decided to go with the conciliatory, unifying tone that the Clintons are so famous for.

— James Wigderson (@jwigderson) November 7, 2016

HA! Could this be the reason?

Perhaps she is replacing fireworks with a confetti parade of shredded emails.

— Brian K (@BrianKKnowsBest) November 7, 2016

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

Tweet response of the day! Just spit out Coke all over my keyboard. #TotallySpewWorthy #TCOT

— Lowcountry??????Laura (@LauraGina) November 7, 2016