Eureka! Hillary Clinton will visit flood-ravaged Louisiana only if THIS happens

#WheresHillary? Sleeping!!!!!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2016

Ouch! Hillary Clinton’s conspicuous absence from flood-ravaged Louisiana was very much noticed.

Hillary and Bill Clinton are having dinner on Martha's Vineyard to celebrate his 70th birthday, per an aide. https://t.co/Ip8xAqNWDJ

— Monica Alba (@albamonica) August 20, 2016

Nice try, toots. But, you know, this:

You think you're fact checking him but you're actually proving his point. He's in Baton Rouge. Hillary is partying. https://t.co/eidMclNFZd

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 20, 2016

That’s right. Donald Trump went down to Baton Rouge while Hillary Clinton canoodled it up in Martha’s Vineyard.

Unforced Hillary error, the first in weeks, is staying away from Baton Rouge.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) August 20, 2016

Will she ever correct that error? Only if THIS happens, probably:

https://twitter.com/weknowwhatsbest/status/768078237029109760

It’s not funny because it could be true. Corruption, thy name is Hillary Clinton.

Hillary will make an appearance in Louisiana only if the citizens accept her standard speech rate of $250,000.

— CMar (@mickeymyman) August 23, 2016

Well, maybe she’ll at least do this:

Morning Everybody! Today I renew my call to the Clinton Foundation to release funds to Louisiana flood victims. #TheFive @FoxNews

— Eric Bolling?? (@ericbolling) August 23, 2016

Just kidding. Of course she won’t.

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