Panic! Can't find guacamole at Chipotle? Fox News' Griff Jenkins nabs the culprit [pic]

What fresh hell is this?

@slone Just heard a report: Chipotle Restaurants might discontinue guacamole b/c of avocado prices. #CADrought

— Harriet Baldwin Text Trump 88022 (@HarrietBaldwin) March 5, 2014

Because there isn't enough global warming melodrama http://t.co/hCtfAHz9ls

— David Freddoso (@freddoso) March 4, 2014

Sigh. Oh Chipotle.

Hey @ChipotleTweets You do know there's another option to dropping guacamole in response to climate change: charging more.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) March 5, 2014

Ding, ding, ding!

Chipotle swiftly faced a backlash.

https://twitter.com/WilliamTeach/status/441300843757719552

And took to Twitter to assuage the panic.

@mysticmom141 This should shed some light on misinformation. -Rusty http://t.co/2N9Knd2vUz

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) March 6, 2014

@lexidish Have no fear; we have no plans for our guac to go anywhere. -Skyllo

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) March 6, 2014

@TheWildOther We don't plan to eliminate the glorious green stuff. This article explains it a little better: http://t.co/2N9Knd2vUz -Skyllo

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) March 6, 2014

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But all may not be safe yet. Fox News’ Griff Jenkins has the scoop on other guacamole-crushing culprits: Hoarders!

Could my @FoxNews colleague Sean McGarvey be eating one of @ChipotleTweets last Guacamoles?!!! Say it ain't so! pic.twitter.com/w5C2J6N4fX

— Griff Jenkins (@GriffJenkins) March 5, 2014

Look at him! All hunched over and sneaky-eyed, scarfing down all the guacamole for himself!

Rest easy, though. This Twitter user has an exit suggestion for easy guacamole fixes:

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/440967534271942657