Snort-worthy. As Twitchy reported, the debacle known as HealthCare.gov was “revamped” and is supposed to be working for the “vast majority” of people. Except, you know, it’s still causing headaches.
But, hey! Tout it as a total success anyway, right Obama administration? What’s another lie? Period.
JUST RELEASED: HHS reports “dramatic progress” in fixing health care enrollment website but says “more work to be done.”
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 1, 2013
HHS report says over 400 fixes made to http://t.co/v0y6p1MBiM; “error rating below 1%” and capacity allows 50,000 simultaneous users.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 1, 2013
HHS conclusion: “We believe we have met the goal of having a system that will work smoothly for the vast majority of users.”
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 1, 2013
Sidesplitting.
After moving the HealthCareDotGov goalposts half a dozen times, Obama gets within 40 yards and claims a touchdown. No surprises there.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) December 1, 2013
Shorter HHS: Mission Accomplished? pic.twitter.com/HgJ5BowRcW
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) December 1, 2013
Heh. But not so fast …
HHS starts http://t.co/25y1SOfdCF conference call – "vastly improved web experience" but "more work" still needed
— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) December 1, 2013
According to @ffweekend reporter, http://t.co/YVKShbcBHi is still not working but it's not working much faster now. #tcot #LNYHBT
— imissgwb43 (@imissgeorge43) December 1, 2013
CNN still getting error screens while trying to sign up https://t.co/81ZcxPgIUC pic.twitter.com/gBIU0Jkqzr
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) December 1, 2013
Whoops!
Amanda Carpenter lays into the White House as only she can.
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/407151299809927168
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/statuses/407147883918405632
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/407148278208163841
Yep.
Ms. Carpenter still cannot access her application.
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/407148679150059520
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/statuses/407151437978677248
Ask and ye shall receive!
https://twitter.com/CalebBonham/status/407153308273348608
Perfect.
https://twitter.com/amandacarpenter/status/407153918590730240
I've heard that CMS was going to produce a huge "Mission Accomplished" banner but they couldn't get their $600m printer to work.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) December 1, 2013
Luckily, Twitter users are givers.
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