He’s a giver!
But his generosity didn’t end there.
So what are we going to get more of from the WH today, Orwellian Euphemisms or Barely Disguised Contempt for the Peasantry? #taketheover
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
Heh. Well, we did get some contempt for the “Chicken Littles” worried about the millions of people losing the insurance plans they like during a House hearing on Obamacare Wednesday morning. Because, whatever!
He then summed up other spin-lines from Obama and his administration in classic Iowahawk style.
Nobody is more frustrated and angry than me about how my pickup mysteriously crashed itself into the liquor store.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
I take complete responsibility for finding out how my pickup crashed into the liquor store. Also, I'll take this half broken case of vodka.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
When the liquor store owner stops yelling, I will be happy to explain how his new pickup-shaped entrance hole benefits his business.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
Perhaps I could have been more precise when I promised that my pickup would never again crash into the liquor store. But let's move forward.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
@iowahawkblog My pickup didn't "crash"; it "transitioned" into the liquor store. A subset of contractors who built the store r to blame
— Herr Trigr (@HerrTrigr) October 30, 2013
Snicker. Yes, you are just being “transitioned,” whiners!
Let's not lose sight of the fact that my pickup is still functioning, albeit at reduced speed. And ready to serve other area liquor outlets.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
Snort! The righteous mockery of Sebelius’ “slow speed” spin continues.
The hearing in a nutshell:
Don't you love it when PoliSci majors try to use swingin' hepcat programmer lingo? #derp
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
Nobody in that whole f***ing room could program a coffee maker.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
Truth.
And more truth:
Forget health care, I want insurance coverage for catastrophic government.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/KristinaRibali/status/395553222619697152
.@KristinaRibali @iowahawkblog definite boom
— ScaryCheri ??Deplorable (@ScaryCheri02) October 30, 2013
.@iowahawkblog BOOM. Nailed it.
— Add your name (@corrcomm) October 30, 2013
Yep. Every time.
https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/395554035521957888
Hillary called launch of Med Part D a "deep, heartbreaking disappointment". Where's her comment on OCare?http://t.co/qXB7u2YuOZ
— Morgen Richmond (@morgenr) October 30, 2013
Hmm. Funny, that.
And this Twitter user ups the funny with a prediction:
@iowahawkblog @shurst721 Your monthly premiums will be 3 trillion dollars
— BabyGirlHarlow (@BabyGirlHarlow) October 30, 2013
Zing!
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‘You nailed it!’ Brit Hume ‘BOOM’: Notes effect of Obamacare with devastating result
Priceless! Sebelius’ ‘very slow speed’ Obamacare spin meets hilarious high-speed mockery
#Debacle: Finally! Some truth from Sebelius during Obamacare testimony
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‘Don’t transition me, bro!’ Obamaspeak: Guys, your insurance is just being ‘transitioned’
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