Keeping it simple: Obamacare in a Newspeak nutshell

Welp, CNBC contributor James Pethokoukis just deadpan-summed it all up, didn’t he?

https://twitter.com/dqydj_net/status/395002013232021505

Twitter users upped the funny with more Newspeak.

https://twitter.com/hunteramor/status/395001168327217152

Doubleplusungood. RT @JimPethokoukis: I am starting to think the product may be ungood.

— Michael Watson (@MichaelWatsonDC) October 29, 2013

https://twitter.com/DestroBadass/status/395002486828072960

Heh.

Business Insider’s Josh Barro tried some absurd spin about the doubleplusungood product Monday night.

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/394997130773143553

What?!

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/395010649975447552

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/395011297567588352

Snort.

And Twitter user Virginia Hume tied it all together.

@JimPethokoukis but at least it's not a toaster.

— virginiahume (@virginiahume) October 29, 2013

Perfect.