Like a record, baby! Hey, media, time to stop spinning Obamacare disaster as a 'glitch'?

More accurate words than glitch: Flawed. Malfunctioning. Failed. Defective.

— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) October 21, 2013

Precisely! But apparently media lapdogs have gotten the memo. It’s all about a “glitchy” website, baby! David Axelrod offered that ludicrous spin on Sunday, as did White House Obamacare flack Tara McGuinness when she retweeted Oliver Willis slamming the GOP. NBC’s Mark Murray jumped into the hack-tastic ring. He absurdly wondered what will happen to the GOP once the website is fixed. Just glitches, people!

https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/392287640885542912

https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/392287745642487808

https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/392288190800728064

Bingo.

Other citizens continue to be fed up with the “glitches” spin as well.

https://twitter.com/bradleybannon/status/392266489040240640

Website is major failure of data compilation, organization, & data storage. Calling it a 'glitch' is disingenuous at best. #obamacare

— ✈️JP (@hole19er) October 21, 2013

@missklamert an iPhone glitch isn't even comparable to the debacle that is #Obamacare…

— Dustin DePalmer ?? (@shredder329) October 21, 2013

Instead of, you know, finally getting around to wondering if ObamaCare was the best possible solution, they use terms like "glitches."

— RBe (@RBPundit) October 21, 2013

https://twitter.com/realmyiq2xu/status/392284474718699520

Barack to address 'glitches' with ObamaCare website. Because a $600 Million utter failure of a rollout is simply a glitch in ObamaLand.

— Nadine Elhindi (@NadineElhindi) October 21, 2013

Three WEEKS gone, and HHS still uses "#glitch" to describe the #Obamacare website disaster. No private sector biz would survive this. #FFS

— Cheryl Stack (@stacker44022) October 21, 2013

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The plural of glitch is systemic failure, Obamacare: More Than a Glitch: http://t.co/qJ0f2xZcfN via @youtube #obamacare #optpout

— Jonathan Hanen (@Jonathan_Hanen) October 15, 2013

https://twitter.com/JohnLBria/status/392286396498468865

And nutshelled perfectly:

Calling the #Obamacare website failure a glitch is like calling a severed leg a flesh wound… @greggutfeld @andylevy

— Dustin DePalmer ?? (@shredder329) October 21, 2013

Bam!

What say you, media? Ha! Look at us. Pretending that you might muster up some honesty. We are so cute!

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