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#SpiteHouse Fail: A simple human anatomy question about Mt. Rushmore cones

Ha! As Twitchy reported, the Spite House attempted to shut down Mt. Rushmore with traffic cones. This was, of course, totally indicative of the vindictive nature of President Stompy Foot. 

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However, it also raises another point. The science is settled: The Spite House could also be called the Stupid House. Um. How exactly are traffic cones supposed to stop people from viewing a mountain? They do still have eyes.

Anatomy is hard. That vision stuff is oh-so-tricky!

Twitter user Caleb Howe graciously offers a suggestion for the science-challenged Spite House.

https://twitter.com/calebhowe/status/387314718492196864

Heh.

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