'I love you. With tongues': Steve Martin blasts VMAs, scores with ... banjo twerking?

Oh my! Steve Martin scored when he weighed in on the long national nightmare-inducing Miley Cyrus twerk-fest in classic Martin style.

@SteveMartinToGo i love you. with tongues.

— ⭕️Katyisms⭕️ (@Katyography) August 26, 2013

Heh. But also, shudder. Not tongues again! Quick: A banjo flashback for a palate cleanser!

https://twitter.com/SteveMartinToGo/status/371491356943720448

Rob Lowe and comedian Albert Brooks had an idea for perfect punishment for Miley Cyrus’ dad, as well as her twerk-partner’s father, Alan Thicke. Martin goes one better: A suggestion for the VMAs?

https://twitter.com/SteveMartinToGo/status/372465463520817154

Ha! He’s not saying to do it! He’s just suggesting with his preemptive disapproval.

And this Twitter user makes a great point:

Shouldn't they be considered a WMD? “@SteveMartinToGo I feel it would be wrong for the US to launch a strike against the VMAs at this time.”

— John R (@John_Rodriguez) August 27, 2013

Snort.

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