Oh, snap! The announcement that disgraced former governor and prostitute enthusiast, Eliot Spitzer, plans to run for comptroller in New York City is already sparking side-splitting hilarity. Boy, he is off to a great start!
“I am going to be on the street corners,” [Spitzer] said. “We will be out across the city.” http://t.co/KaN5JJCOfb #offtoagreatstart
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) July 8, 2013
The New York Times offered up this hilarious quote from Spitzer:
Disgraced Dem & Hooker Enthusiast Spitzer Announces Run For NYC Comptroller: “I’m Going To Be On The Street Corners” http://t.co/1UIZJ2gRDY
— Peyton James (@peytonjames) July 8, 2013
Actual quote to NYT "I am going to be on the street corners" MT @MichelleFields Spitzer Plans Run for NYC Comptroller http://t.co/eHjYQRtob4
— Donny Ferguson ? (@DonnyFerguson) July 8, 2013
Stop, our aching sides!
Also recall: the whoring was Spitzer's lesser problem. The larger was his megalomania.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) July 8, 2013
Indeed. But that quote combines them both and Twitter users can’t control their giggles.
um. RT @Mosheh: Spitzer on collecting signatures for his run. "I am going to be on the street corners."
http://t.co/SG2ctc4eLj— Rick Klein (@rickklein) July 8, 2013
…Standing on the corner
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls
Watching all the girls
Go by http://t.co/CgcxToWwC8— JT Badenov (@cbinflux) July 8, 2013
Gaffetastic or inadvertent truth?
Unconvinced this is a gaffe; Spitzer on collecting signatures for his run: "I am going to be on the street corners."
http://t.co/i67Fij3Qkx— Travis (@travton) July 8, 2013
“I am going to be on the street corners” Spitzer tells the @nytimes #soitbegins http://t.co/01aJSho5sR
— Sarah Boxer (@Sarah_Boxer) July 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/SalenaZitoTrib/status/354029300367884288
Too easy RT @Mosheh: Spitzer on collecting signatures for his run. "I am going to be on the street corners."
http://t.co/dLJ4mVqR4M— Tim Miller (@Timodc) July 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/354038414821171200
"Jokes that write themselves for $500," Alex. RT @AntDeRosa “I am going to be on the street corners” – Eliot Spitzer http://t.co/pJJ258X0fA?
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) July 8, 2013
#AwkwardCandidateAnnouncemets “I am going to be on the street corners." — Eliot Spitzer to run for NYC Comptroller http://t.co/X8Ch871mJQ
— ? Clark wants Joe Biden to draw a clock (@Clarknt67) July 8, 2013
Eliot Spitzer running for office, tells NY Times: “I am going to be on the street corners.” http://t.co/4P8b4hq0gR I'll bet he is.
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) July 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/rustyk5/status/354034528181952513
Cause that's where the hookers are!!! RT @AntDeRosa: “I am going to be on the street corners” – Eliot Spitzer http://t.co/hjTX62c0Js
— Timothy Connolly CFA (@SconsetCapital) July 8, 2013
And this Twitter user wins with some sound advice for Spitzer:
Put an ad in back of paper instead. RT @walterolson MT @samgustin “I am going to be on the street corners."-Spitzer. http://t.co/xQubAeIFZi
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) July 8, 2013
Heh.
Keep it coming, Twitter!
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