Soros-monkeys MoveOn, OWS team up for #KochParty; Plan to crash Romney fundraiser; Update: They held a #Kochparty and nobody came

Folks congregating at Union Sq for #KochParty bus to the Hamptons. #OWS

— #AbolishPolice & #OccupyWallStreet (@OccupyWallStNYC) July 8, 2012

Bless their hearts. MoveOn.org is teaming up with Occupiers for a #KochParty, protesting a Mitt Romney fundraiser.

But, but … they have buses and everything!

The buses to South Hampton are heading out! Time for a #KochParty! @OccupyWallStNYC @OccupyWallSt #ows pic.twitter.com/6eLbHSXi

— Nathan Grant (@NathanBGrant) July 8, 2012

"On the bus, you may call me Kate," woman informs me. "But off the bus, you must call me Dee Regulation." #KochParty

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) July 8, 2012

Livestream from bus enroute to #KochParty by @StopMotionsolo http://t.co/RWCWBZFK #indiana #inunion #p2

— ?Hoosierville? (@Hoosierville) July 8, 2012

That livestream is sure to be giggle-inducing and rife with mock-worthy action. Unless, of course, their typical violence and nastiness breaks out. We wonder if it will be another “protest” that lacks any actual protesters?

Twitter users have already started mocking the pitiful “protesters,” while kindly attempting to give them a dose of reality.

Hey morons trying to crash the #KochParty: guess who tops list of largest political contributors since 1989? UNIONS –> http://t.co/kvfvOgkA

— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 8, 2012

Hey hypocrite #Occupy pendejos – while you're in the Hamptons, why not say hello to ur hero & Capital One endorser @AlecBaldwin? #KochParty

— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 8, 2012

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Will @AlecBaldwin be joining #OWS at the #KochParty protest today or is he busy shooting a Capital One commercial?

— Calamity J. West (@StevieJWest) July 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/Imaumbn/status/222030731835228161

And an early win!

Unfortunately, due to IQ minimum requirements, the #KOCHparty protesters had to rent two short buses instead of one long one. #OWS

— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 8, 2012

What an incredible turnout? Lookout, Tea Party!

So far I count 8 protesters here. http://t.co/kW38dwHz

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) July 8, 2012

Occupiers shouting “shame on you you dirty whores” to anyone passing by them — donors or not.

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) July 8, 2012

Twitchy will monitor the #KochParty and update with any developments. And snark, of course!

Update: Oh, our aching sides! Tens … TENS of people attended the “protest.”

#kochparty You turned out a lousy 150-200 people for this event, after heavy promotion by OWS, MoveOn and the unions? That's pathetic!

— John Hinderaker (@jhinderaker) July 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/viasmom/status/222101468331769856

Pictures speak a thousand sad, pathetic words.

https://twitter.com/Clare_OC/status/222064159196590081

More police than “protesters.”

https://twitter.com/Clare_OC/status/222086680381890562

https://twitter.com/Clare_OC/status/222110792768700418

Group photo!

Group photo on the beach near the Romney/Koch fundraiser- police/secret service in the background #KochParty #ows pic.twitter.com/FbgyMrI2

— Nathan Grant (@NathanBGrant) July 8, 2012

Oh, sweeties. It’s more like you have a (crowd) size problem.

Twitter users aren’t letting this slide.

https://twitter.com/TeePot66/status/222117050166943744
https://twitter.com/TeePot66/status/222118222349086720
https://twitter.com/fatdaddybulldog/status/222116419561721856
https://twitter.com/Viasmom/status/222113260671991809