What Sunday afternoon is complete without a hilarious hashtag game? Today, conservatives on Twitter cleverly showed why and how they always make us giggle madly. They also reveal conservatives to be anything but the fuddy-duddy, stick-in-the-muds portrayed by the media.
Today’s hashtag gave new meaning to the phrase “drill, baby, drill.” Feast your flirty eyes on #conservativepickuplines.
#conservativepickuplines Your private sector or mine?
— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) June 10, 2012
I believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of you. #conservativepickuplines #tcot
— Isaac Schultz (@ImSchultz) June 10, 2012
That actually is a gun in my pocket. But I'm also happy to see you. #ConservativePickUpLines
— Calamity J. West (@StevieJWest) June 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/Gabby_Hoffman/status/211865247978496000
https://twitter.com/kjon/status/211857882096996352
Did you say good bye to Ronald Reagan, before you fell from heaven? #conservativepickuplines
— David F'n Mcnabb (@DavidMcnabb1) June 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/michaelrjoyce/status/211909358240534528
Would you like to see my Laffer Curve #conservativepickuplines
— Brent (@brento76) June 10, 2012
Even if you were illegal, I'd let you cross my border #ConservativePickUpLines
— Emily Bickel (@emily_bickel94) June 10, 2012
Baby, I'd rather spend my income taxes on you! #ConservativePickupLines
— Edward Peichel (@EdwardPeichel) June 10, 2012
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Swoon! Shoes, please!
https://twitter.com/kjon/status/211890775859007493
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https://twitter.com/LaJollaPrincess/status/211889927498104834
#ConservativePickUpLines how about lunch at 11:00 that way I don't miss Rush at noon.
— Michael Heuerman (@mickheuerman) June 10, 2012
And win.
Baby, you raise me up higher than Obama’s unemployment numbers. #ConservativePickUpLines
— Greg (@senatorgreg) June 10, 2012
Trending achieved!
#conservativepickuplines is trending and they are hilarious, if only I could think up one..
— Troy Allen (@allentr09) June 10, 2012
Will it trend all night long? We have faith in the stamina of conservative Twitter users!
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