Welp, New Yorkers are going to behave like New Yorkers.
She saw a Knicks-colored trash can and decided it belonged in her living room. pic.twitter.com/5h5uMa1Vdr
β Clown World β’ π€‘ (@ClownWorld) June 19, 2026
To be fair, for home use, a can that size would only have to be taken out once a week maybe. Ew.
I mean I get it, butch lesbians arenβt allowed to do arts and crafts because it violates the masculine gender norms theyβre clownishly trying to evoke, so itβs not like she can make her own. https://t.co/iXfGItnM2U
β Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) June 19, 2026
A little blue and orange spray paint for the win.
She thought it was a cereal bowl and was irate at the use of it as a trash can https://t.co/LJDGhTZu3j
β Pub (@PubWanghaf) June 19, 2026
I got very mean things to say https://t.co/M2gHgYTlzc
β Gzπ¦ (@MayaaaaGz) June 19, 2026
Sometimes, it's best to just be quiet.
"this will look great in the lesbcave" https://t.co/aDeMinwFyw
β ππππππππ πππππ π©Έ (@bionic_ooze) June 19, 2026
Fair enough.
These people never deserved a hero like Eric Adams https://t.co/1kEqwycsuN
β Confirmed Miscer βοΈππ« (@ManDaveJobGood) June 19, 2026
Bless his heart.
I donβt know the exact moment our society stopped, in real time, calling out dreadful people doing dreadful things, but when it stopped, itβs been a downward spiral since. https://t.co/il1ViX3ksr
β Greg Brady (@gregbradyx) June 19, 2026
Imagine not living in New York https://t.co/JI4ReksvRj
β Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT (@lone_rides) June 19, 2026
Living there is a nightmare.
These people are truly bizarre. Itβs gotta be the city fumes. Get em some fresh air ππ https://t.co/RIgb7R5Cz0
β βοΈJennifer MβοΈ (@Jennife55216657) June 19, 2026
It's all the high taxes and rats running around.
this should be a crimeβ¦ people that donβt care about earth shouldnβt be living on it. https://t.co/yDMYZvDK44
β πΛπΰΌβΰΏ (@dajdadondada) June 19, 2026
She just left all that trash for some hourly worker to clean up.
Pretend voting matters for a sec .. pretend the system, elections are completely legit. This things vote counts the same as somebody well educated w/ a doctorates degree .. what a disgrace https://t.co/oXrmmwW24m
β End 201 (@endtwozerouno) June 19, 2026
To be fair, there are a whole bunch of people with doctorates who are also menaces to society.
The DSNY Knicks garbage cans everyone wanted to steal from the parade route is being sold in home waste basket size and as a pen holder.
β Dr. La Shawn M. Paul, DSW, LCSW-R (@TheSWDiva) June 19, 2026
I hate how Im always stuck between capitalism bad and capitalism gives me whatever junk my heart desires. Yall won me over #NYKnicks #iloveny pic.twitter.com/avnZKYK4jH
Or you can steal it for free.
She was stopped by the police 100 yards away and while under questioning admitted she needed a lunch pail big enough to suit her appetite. pic.twitter.com/tNpn3csvit
β LCL1966 (@LCLChicago1966) June 19, 2026
A new twist on brown bagging it.
β anonymou$ (@FukbeinSocial) June 19, 2026
She (sorry to assume pronouns, but it is what it is) apparently made it home with her souvenir.