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Put a Shirt On, Animals: Sec. Duffy Wants Americans to Stop Boarding Flights Like They Crawled Out of Bed

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Our Transportation Secretary, Sean Duffy, has a request of Americans this travel season. Be nice, help each other and dress up for your flight. 

Now, this made some people mad. They like comfy clothes flying. I agree with Secretary Duffy. When people dress up, they behave better. It's the whole reason school uniforms work. Kids mostly behave better when they wearing spiffy clothes. 

People won't be able to see you with all that camo. Good plan to get through TSA, I suppose. 

I'm more of a Elphaba girlie, but I can dig it.

People prefer to just be slovenly these days. 

Swoon.

It's how you can keep your suitcase weight under fifty pounds.

They also need to stop squishing people in such tight seats, honestly. 

It would make the whole experience better for everyone if people took a shower, washed their clothes and wore business casual to fly. It doesn't hurt to have some basic standards of decorum. 

Plus, people don't want to damage their fancy duds by getting in a knock down drag out with some loser on a plane. Win-win.

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