Today, I penned a bit of a tribute to the Chris Christie campaign ... the Little Engine that Could Not
An ode to Chris Christie:
Today, you decided to drop out of the race,
Gave up on the campaign to save some face,
You really could never gain much traction
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there wasn't a large enough Christie faction.
🚨 BREAKING: Chris Christie officially drops out of the 2024 race
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 10, 2024
pic.twitter.com/4RwYUjVFlO
To be honest, 2012 really should have been your year
Instead you yielded to Mitt for reasons not clear
Then there was your hug with Obama
Oh boy, did that start some drama.
Christie comparing Ramaswamy to Obama ... Ramaswamy fired back and asked if he wanted a hug. I snort-laughed. #GOPDebate
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) August 24, 2023
OMFG!!! 😳😮
— Ole Murica (@OleMurica) August 24, 2023
Vivek Ramaswamy just called Chris Christie out for giving Barack Obama a Hug after Christie compared Vivek to Obama. pic.twitter.com/xgfMQqgEBW
Don't forget the time you closed the beaches,
Resulting in many constituent screeches.
Ya mean like this,
— Sue Tartaglia (@bloo4571) January 8, 2024
Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey, and his wife, Mary Pat, enjoy Sunday afternoon at Island Beach State Park, which is closed to the public because of the state government shutdown pic.twitter.com/BuTYjpcsFi
Let's not forget to mention 'BridgeGate'
Boy, that one brought you much hate.
You mean I can recycle all the Christie memes that I collected? Let's start with Bridgegate! #Christie #ChrisChristie #FortLee #NJ #NY pic.twitter.com/gOU6T7Jqsf
— Ed xxxxxxx (Redacted) (@edlewusa) May 31, 2023
In 2016 you kneecapped Marco Rubio in a debate
but at the same time, you sealed your own fate
Everyone remembers Chris Christie’s body-blow against Marco Rubio in the debate before the 2016 New Hampshire GOP primary. Few remember that Rubio still won almost 9,000 more votes than Christie did in that contest.https://t.co/D06TV4jTuo pic.twitter.com/DOOfV6PS98
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 17, 2023
You helped Trump get a few more electoral votes
and a debate story for which you could gloat.
You were probably hoping for a job with President Trump
all you got was COVID, and you looked like a chump
Will Chris Christie ever grow up?
— 🏳️🌈b mcarthur (he,him) (@bmcarthur17) December 21, 2023
Chris Christie's support for Trump on the ballot reminds me of times he stood like an obedient schoolboy behind him as he eyed jobs in the former president's administration.#TrumpDisqualified #FreshResists pic.twitter.com/oG3tAitVZC
You appeared on political TV every week
Always ensuring your suit and hair were on fleek
Even that did little to win you much praise
There was never to be a Christie 2024 craze.
"There isn't a path for me to win the nomination, which is why I'm suspending my campaign tonight for President of the United States."
— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) January 10, 2024
Chris Christie drops out of the presidential race during an event in Windham, New Hampshire. @GovChristie pic.twitter.com/8b7pea0aOI
It's over now and we wish you fond farewell,
We'll leave fat jokes to X, at that it excels
Go enjoy time with your family and friends,
It was never to be and this is 'The End'.
