Talking Points Memo blew the lid off Ted Cruz’s teenaged crime spree. It’s hard to imagine how someone could rise to such high office having once been ticketed for underage possession of alcohol. The bombshell revelation inspired a hashtag game.
https://twitter.com/OhioCoastie/status/555476073887330304
Still owes Columbia House Music Club for one more cassette tape.#TedCruzCrimes
— ??JD Bowen?? (@jd_bowen) January 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/OhioCoastie/status/555476280960098305
He once left the toilet seat up #TedCruzCrimes
— Johnny Flyover (@john1gun) January 14, 2015
Double dipped his chip#TedCruzCrimes
— Glitterati Gretchen (@GreatGretchen) January 14, 2015
#TedCruzCrimes Did not read Terms of Agreement before clicking yes.
— Donny Ferguson ? (@DonnyFerguson) January 14, 2015
Wore white after Labor Day#TedCruzCrimes
— Glitterati Gretchen (@GreatGretchen) January 14, 2015
#TedCruzCrimes Rebroadcasts baseball with implied written consent.
— Donny Ferguson ? (@DonnyFerguson) January 14, 2015
Smoked in the boys' room #TedCruzCrimes
— The H2 (@TheH2) January 14, 2015
@TheH2 Rivets in jeans scratch school chairs. #TedCruzCrimes
— Daddy Pinocchio (@AnotherDamnmojo) January 14, 2015
Did not come to a complete stop before turning right #TedCruzCrimes
— The H2 (@TheH2) January 14, 2015
#TedCruzCrimes Significantly changed the tweet, but still used a RT, not a MT
— Renna (@RennaW) January 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/status/555509497490583552
#TedCruzCrimes Had a 48 oz soft drink in NYC
— Renna (@RennaW) January 14, 2015
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https://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/status/555509891562229760
Bought almond milk. Just to see how it tasted. Didn't finish it. #TedCruzCrimes
— Swallwell's Penumbras (@JimDelRey) January 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/555512979379474433
https://twitter.com/improveomatic/status/555513536441761792
https://twitter.com/ConserveTruth14/status/555518961392287746
Owes the IRS $4 million in back taxes. #TedCruzCrimes
— Hair (@SHannitysHair) January 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/SMadurski/status/555522255413735424
Cavorted with underage prostitutes in Dominican Republic. #TedCruzCrimes
— Hair (@SHannitysHair) January 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/UA_NICD/status/555522740854071297
Actually fought to repeal Obamacare after he promised to fight to repeal Obamacare. #TedCruzCrimes
— WSCP1 #Cult45 (@WSCP1) January 15, 2015
Evil.
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