'Lumbersexuals' and the 'toxic masculinity' of 'beard culture'

Not a joke. At least not an intentional one.

Now having a beard is promoting toxic masculinity. pic.twitter.com/RlykF5lmLI

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) November 16, 2014

Beards are the latest micro-aggression for the whiny victim community to complain about. Is “beard culture” the new “rape culture?”

https://twitter.com/Roger247/status/534035149042622464

Help! I Think My Boyfriend Might Be A Lumbersexual pic.twitter.com/mr0FVXtQy8

— Sophie Mackintosh (@fairfairisles) November 16, 2014

I'm not gonna lie, I love the word "Lumbersexual." @TheBrandonMorse

— Kelly (@flyoverangel) November 16, 2014

Obligatory:

@flyoverangel @TheBrandonMorse http://t.co/Z4BiKYUyg5

— Peter Sterne, Sr (@p_w_sterne) November 16, 2014

https://twitter.com/0accountability/status/534035100057755648

@TheBrandonMorse "beard culture" ?

— Haute Potato (@hailee_c_) November 16, 2014

@TheBrandonMorse @FormerDeminTX omg, beard culture?

— soupcity (@emmbee1002) November 16, 2014

@TheBrandonMorse @NightmareModeGo Beard culture.

— PABLO HAS A DEADLINE (@inthedarkarcade) November 16, 2014

https://twitter.com/stubacat/status/534039703465766912

https://twitter.com/tjslater/status/534039920331862016

Sweet Jaysus, I'm a part of "beard culture" now, apparently it makes me more of a supremacist or something… pic.twitter.com/K8lpLR4MWi

— Gareth (@GarethSoye) November 16, 2014

sick of this completely accepting and unquestioning beard culture thats developed. there's a lot of big beards that suck. say something.

— davey (@wario_admirer) November 16, 2014

https://twitter.com/Rob_Simple/status/534036391085477889

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@TheBrandonMorse I can't even. I don't have a beard because I am more manly than others, I have a beard BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

— Ryan (@Ghost0fSparta85) November 16, 2014

https://twitter.com/andyrutledge/status/534035606901649409

https://twitter.com/4shurbanipal/status/534035719493140480

@MGigger @TheBrandonMorse Haha. Thing is, having a beard used to be a sign of manliness. Now "manliness" is pajama boy. Oi.

— Ryan (@Ghost0fSparta85) November 16, 2014

@Ghost0fSparta85 @TheBrandonMorse "Manliness" is being beat out of boys in our culture. Manliness does not walk hand in hand with sexism.

— The OG Devil's Agvocate ?? (aka Michelle) (@MGigger) November 16, 2014

@MGigger @TheBrandonMorse That's how they are trying to degrade men, by making manliness and sexism the same thing.

— Ryan (@Ghost0fSparta85) November 16, 2014

@Ghost0fSparta85 @TheBrandonMorse Yep.I see that idea institutionalized in2 our schools where curricula set up 2suppress typ. boy behavior

— The OG Devil's Agvocate ?? (aka Michelle) (@MGigger) November 16, 2014

https://twitter.com/m25105/status/534036156783288320

They’re coming for those next.