In which we examine the many and diverse #LiberalHalloweenTraditions

Left wing policies are usually tricks masquerading as treats so Halloween is a big holiday on the progressive calendar. They have many traditional methods of celebrating.

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions
Dressing up like a 1/2 dead Polar bear stuck on an ice cap even though I should be able to swim.

— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions bribing homeless people with cigarettes and sandwiches to vote early and perhaps even illegally.

— ?? The?FOO ?? (@PolitiBunny) October 28, 2014

Blaming all the rich houses for not giving you enough candy even though you were stoned & never left the house. #LiberalHalloweenTraditions

— 4th-Party Pol (@PointlessPol) October 28, 2014

Handing out 3 pieces of candy to each child, then making them give 1 back. #TrickOrTreatTax #LiberalHalloweenTraditions

— Don’t Stand So Close to Dawn (@aurora_g96) October 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/PastorFrisbie/status/526909683924078593

https://twitter.com/_HankRearden/status/526909819232727040

https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/526910176721661952

You didn't build that costume. #LiberalHalloweenTraditions

— Don’t Stand So Close to Dawn (@aurora_g96) October 28, 2014

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#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Explaining how ALL your costumes are hateful and intolerant. You name it, it's wrong.

— Renna (@RennaW) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions
Donning your purple penguin costume and using both public restrooms #JustForFun

— Stacey – Gen X, Reagan Kid, Anti-Commie (@ScotsFyre) October 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/Rem870P/status/526912177501134848

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Dressing up as a traditional family. (Scary!)

— BAH! Humbuggery… (@thehiredmind) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions
Grabbing the toy guns from all the cowboys and soldiers

— Stacey – Gen X, Reagan Kid, Anti-Commie (@ScotsFyre) October 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/izzyjsmom/status/526916601829163008

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions kids get lectures, not candy

— Itsallgood, man (@recoveringlibrl) October 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/EgoAenigma/status/526920649093038080

Lecturing little girls in princess costumes for succumbing to the cis-gender, heteronormative Patriarchal role#liberalhalloweentraditions

— Darleen Click #AB5 & #PROAct are unAmerican (@darleenclick) October 28, 2014

Pretending to be a native American. #LiberalHalloweenTraditions pic.twitter.com/Gmrbw68KNP

— Antonio Martinez (@djtechchicago) October 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/CounterMoonbat/status/526924315019968513

Go as a half man, half woman…#LiberalHalloweenTraditions pic.twitter.com/M7Shk7kXhd

— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Coming out as furries pic.twitter.com/WwBizSmyLv

— Þe Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Dressing up like clowns… pic.twitter.com/PikKM0IDAj

— Liberty Dawg (@TheBean_News) October 28, 2014

#LiberalHalloweenTraditions Going door-to-door dressed as a moderate.

— ryuge (@0ryuge) October 28, 2014

Heh.